Why Do Cows Use The Doorbell?
Because their horns won't work!
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How Do You Spell Mouse Trap
With 3 Letters?
C A T
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What Is More Fantastic Than A Talking Dog?
A Spelling Bee
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Are My Jokes Lame?
Don't Worry,
It Gets Lamer!!!
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What Do You Put In A Barrel,
To Make It Lighter?
A Hole!
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What Gets Wet The More You Dry?
A Towel!
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I Think You're
Getting Bored...
Thx For Your Laughs And Yawns
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