Quotes...

I would really love to spam this website, but, seriously, I would be wasting my bandwidth.
- Jeremy Loo


FOREST GUMP: It happens.
GUY: What? Shit?
FOREST GUMP: (Shrugs) Sometimes.


LEIGH ANNE TUOHY: “Am I a good person? It’s not a joke. Not rhetorical…”
SEAN: “You are the best person that I know. Everything you do… You do it for others,”
LEIGH ANNE TUOHY: “And why is that?”
SEAN: “I have not a clue. But um… you obviously get some sort of sick satisfaction out of it.”


PREACHER: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
TOM SCOGGINS: I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.


"We're fixing to go down to Galveston and obviously are going to see a devastated part of this fantastic state."
--George W. Bush, Houston, Sept. 16, 2008


"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments."
--George W. Bush, speaking at a private fundraiser, Houston, Texas, July 18, 2008


"And they have no disregard for human life."
--George W. Bush, on the brutality of Afghan fighters, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008


"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
--George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008


"Amigo! Amigo!"
--George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008


"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people."
--George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008


"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008


"Your eminence, you're looking good."
--George W. Bush to Pope Benedict XVI, using the title for Catholic cardinals, rather than addressing him as "your holiness," Rome, June 13, 2008


"So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory...and success."
--George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008


"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be...hold hands."
--George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008